Sam💖💖💖💖💖

An amazing person that I love who gave me an amazing b-day gift and now i pray 🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻🤝🤝🤝🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻🙏🙏🙏🙏🛐🛐🛐🛐who always puts effort into my stuff and i appreciate him for who he is and did i mention is amazing??? now the world shall see how amazing you are and shall love you too

sam💖💖💖💖💖 is my love

by shsjskwkwkdheusjd July 26, 2021

Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.

by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013

sam

Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.

"Hey have you seen my little sister?"

"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."

by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022

Sam

He is an annoying, ugly arse and dosn't know when to SHUT THE F*** UP

You are such a sam

by YOUDONTKNOWWHOIIS January 27, 2018

rectangle sam

a badly rolled joint, as opposed to being round, it is rectangular.

"damn! that kid sucks at rolling! i dont want no rectangle sam!"

by D.N.N. November 10, 2007

Sam Zolanski

unproblematic and rrly sweet. one of the coolest barbz on stan twt.

Who is Sam Zolanski?
They are that b!tch period

by whoonbarbiedeverybody October 17, 2020

Sam

A massive wet piece of bread

Just a piece of wet bread to be honest isnt he that sam

by Carl Franklins July 27, 2020