Take a rusty

When you have to take a shit so goddamn bad

Gonna go take a rusty on the toilet

by Fartillicus August 16, 2023

Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins

This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”

by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023

New England Style Rusty Lantern

A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.

After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.

by daddydeals March 14, 2025

A small polish on a rusty ship

A futile, superficial effort to improve or beautify something that’s fundamentally broken, decayed, or doomed to fail. It highlights how a tiny cosmetic fix (the “small polish”) does nothing to address deep-rooted problems (the “rust” eating away at the entire structure).

Example 1: “The company’s new diversity training video was just a small polish on a rusty ship—everyone could see the toxic culture and massive layoffs coming, but hey, at least the promo looked shiny for a day.”

Example 2: “Fixing the website’s font while the server crashes every hour? That’s a small polish on a rusty ship, mate, no one’s fooled.”

by Dog wog February 27, 2026

dr. rusty’s sore throat salve

Semen

Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.

by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017