Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.

Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.

by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023

Alabama sleigh ride

When you’re out on a family snow-cation with your cousins, and slide it in behind the fishing shack.

“Sharice and I went out to our Igloo for an ol’ Alabama sleigh ride”

by Biggg C February 26, 2023

Peloton ride

A sexual or intimate partner that’s way too much into Peloton.

Her boyfriend is quite a Peloton ride.

by FRANKLIN🙂 March 4, 2023

Riding Skies

Someone who takes substances that alters there normal self to a point where they feel like they are dying but have learnt to stabiles /and or ride it out and go with it.

I took so much X, I was riding skies in the rave.

by rememberthedream March 13, 2023

Riding round in a rover

The first sentence to the rap "Riding Round in a Rova"

Riding round in a rover, If I see opps and it's over, I'll send man straight to Jehova when I take shots like M. Sharapova.

by Bluebomb716 January 23, 2023

Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

wagon ride

A ride on a wagon for carrying passengers as a transport for a journey or an adventure.
A ride on a child's wagon.

I like to go on a wagon ride.

by Ritacca February 18, 2023