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Fruit Rolled Cock

Rap a "Fruiy Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and let a female perform oral sex on you.
That fruit rolled cock you gave me tasted so good last night.
by Bill M. Butlicker May 11, 2010
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pretzels and tootsie rolls

If someone offers you "pretzels and tootsie rolls" then they are referring to having sex. They mean a Viginia as a hole in the pretzel and a dick being a tootsie roll.
Hey sweet thing do you wanna have some pretzels and tootsie rolls tonight?
by Fuckmedadi69 January 18, 2017
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Roll, Bowl, or Bong?

A method of determining a fellow stoner's preferred method of smoking.

Roll refers, of course, to rolling, be it joints, spliffs, blunts, what have you.

Bowl, the widest category, can refer to pipes, bubblers, oners, or any other variety of device that has a loadable bowl and a method of inhalation.

Bong refers to the ubiquitous water pipe, be it an awe-inspiring ten footer or a meager sports drink bottle.

All categories have their own benefits and drawbacks, and it is not wise to question someone else's opinion. Stick to what you like and stay happy.
Stoner 1: Yo man, I heard you smoke.

Stoner 2: Totes magotes man. You smoke?

Stoner 1: Ye man. Roll, Bowl, or Bong?

Stoner 2: Booooooooooong fo sho!

Stoners 1 and 2: *bubbling noise*
by Strangelove, Ph.D. December 2, 2011
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rick rolled in 2017

In which you get baited into watching Rick Astley in 2017
Jake “Man I just got rick rolled in 2017
by wowshaka September 24, 2017
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hardcore hill rolling

the act of throwing yourself down an oftentimes steep, rocky hill.
usually videotaped
brad: brosephine that was some hardcore hill rolling you just did.
chelsea: shit chea. i think i broke my arm
brad: let's put this shit on youtube so we can be on scarred
by chelsephine June 28, 2007
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fuck-a-shrug-roll

It's like the middle finger only you're thinking "fuck you" and your face convey's it as you shrug and roll your eyes.
"don't fuck-a-shrug-roll at me"
by the boss of candyland February 14, 2012
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Stop, Drop, and Roll

to go to a place hastily, drop a deuce, and roll up out of there.
After work, Chris came home to Stop, Drop, and Roll in order to clear his system and get ready for the night.
by Brewmaster Morph September 30, 2011
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