Jumont punch

"While performing sexual intercoarse in a doggy style position" at the moment of ejaculation strike the back of your partners head with all the force you can muster up and while they are unconscious throw a pack of ramen noodles on their back and say "thank you g" and run their wallets and belongings before leaving

I met this girl on tinder it was nice before i had to jumont punch her

by Jumont 357 October 16, 2016

punche

The best fortnite player

Punche is simply the best.

by Punche June 2, 2020

shit punched

Taking a shit so big that it feels like you've been punch it the brown eye when it comes out!

I may have been shit punched but at least I'm no longer constipated !

by Allegedly1 December 18, 2014

Cunt Punch

when you blend a bunch of Cum and Koolaid into a Urn and drink it with a crazy straw

Cunt Punch!!! The best drink on the go!

by BabyPunter188 June 6, 2019

punch

A sexual act of foreplay, used to weaken mate before fucking.

Mike punched Elsa before fucking her.

by Authentic_Jeans July 8, 2018

dust punching

when a young male has sexual relations with an older lady "80 to 100". aka a dust puncher

"yo dude you want to go dust punching, i found an old broad who is willing to double team"

by dead_me August 19, 2016

Punched

A girl or boy that's ugly. (Or should we say PUNCHED.)

Person 1: You saw with the hightop dreads?
Person 2: Mhm. That nigga is punched.

by Superioronnie March 21, 2025