poop on a budget

Pooping with little to no toilet paper to use.

I hate shitting at work. I always have to poop on a budget since the Mexicans can't seem to restock the toilet paper.

by bikelikemadd September 6, 2012

Poop on an Escalator

When feces lands on an escalator for some reason and gets on every step.

"That poop on an escalator is nasty!"

by iAmCKC December 28, 2011

Can't; Pooping

Used when someone asks/tells you to do something and you don't feel like it.

Can be replaced by anything ending in "-ing"

Dad: "Son get of the Couch and rake the leaves."
Son: "Can't; Pooping"

by BLUEBLAHBLEH December 16, 2011

Poop Sanctum

A new name for the bathroom!

I gotta go use the poop sanctum, be right back.

by MattyRolston87 November 16, 2011

poop suicide

when a group of niggas shit themself to death

Zach: "we should get together for poop suicide soon"
me: "sounds lit bruh"

by coghkf November 20, 2018

boneless poop

just a synonym for farting

Dude I just boneless pooped so I’m sorry if the car smells.

by fatassputa November 26, 2018

#youtube poop

poop on youtube that is disgusting

man that is just #youtube poop

by JOSHDUDE52 November 26, 2018