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Ball Park Phatty

A description defining a female's backside, or booty. There's different classifications of ballparks:

Class 1: 'Single'- a small booty, but is there. Not flat, and if the right clothing is worn will be visible. rumpkin pumpkin

Class 2: 'Double'- a booty that stands between phat and not a lot. There's some shape, but will be argued by many of people if it's really a phat ass. It can be seen from the side usually.

Class 3: 'Triple'- a booty that is phat without question. It's universally accepted. Commonly used in rap videos. Can be seen from the back, side, and even in the front. A booty of great anticipation that pays off.

Class 4: 'Homer'- a booty that is really phat to the point of too phat for the average booty gazer. One would really have to love butts} to want a piece of this. The booty thats seen from a great distance away.

Class 5: 'Grandslam'- a booty that one will find on porn sites. Ridiculously phat booties. Also in this class is booties that can be a little to sloppy because is almost impossible to have this kind of booty without having a lot of fat with it.

Class 6: 'Cycle'- The perfect ass. This distinction belongs to TOP video vixens, and females who's had their booties genetically altered. Cartoon booties
by Mr. Pea April 5, 2008
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Serial Parking Fetish

When someone does the sexual act of parking with multiple cars
Riley has a serial parking fetish, he’s up to 12 cars this week!
by XoSupernovae February 13, 2020
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Me Stafford park

Elliot your a me stafford park
by Macydees August 21, 2018
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south park jesus

The one and only true savior. Has a very popular cable access show in South Park Colorado. Is known to smite sinners with a M-4 assault rifle.
Praise the greatness that is South Park Jesus!!!
by sicmyduck June 26, 2019
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Park Place People

The spot in Lville GA where all the cool people hang out...
Man, did you see all the park place people?
by MzHoLLiday May 3, 2009
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trailer park conservative

A poor conservative. Often times someone with very little means who votes against their own interest. If they have government funded healthcare they often vote for the party that wants to get rid of it. They also are the ones who take government aid, but deny it in order to keep face among their conservative friends.
Hank is such a trailer park conservative, he got his welfare check the other day, but refuses to tell anyone about it.
by CadenceClearwater May 6, 2017
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parking lot constipators

those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at
Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.
by the big effer April 7, 2011
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