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country punch

The act of giving your sister/cousin a donkey punch.

A fruit punch flavored drink.
Man, Daryl really gave his sister, Miranda, a country punch. She has a concussion.

Tommy loves drinking Country Punch.
by TheScarab December 3, 2016
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Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.
“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe
by The king 35463$28 June 4, 2018
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Poo Punch

After fisting a girl in the ass, spin her around and punch her in the mouth with poo covered fist.
Amanda got poo punched by Jerry last night.
by Swopie May 17, 2025
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Cork punch

When a woman forgets to pull out a tampon and you stick it in.
I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.
by Pony tank 69 August 10, 2019
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Wireless hole punch

Don't make me use the wireless hole punch!
by Kdot cdot December 27, 2021
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quinceañera punch

When the 2 kegs are empty at your prima’s quinceañera, and big punches start to ensue.
He hit that foo with a quinceañera punch aye.
by Jmen09 January 7, 2023
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punch a dick in the bitch

when a guy is talking so much shit the only logical response is hitting his wife or girlfriend in the face
"Johnny showed up and started giving me so much shit about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold."

"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"
by sqw1rl August 26, 2013
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