choke-a-nuts

Women's breasts that are large and pop out of the top of their bras nearly enough to choke them.

"Did you see that Baywatch episode where Pam was running down the beach and nearly knocked herself down with her choke-a-nuts?"

by cmskellington July 19, 2006

Chisel Nut

A total dipshit,a moron,a dumb ass

Ken is still a Chisel Nut after all these years.

by desantism July 25, 2004

nut vomit

When you vomit so hard that it hurts your nuts.

I threw up so hard I had nut vomit.

by Krumpleforeskin September 8, 2011

nut pie

an ancient foodstuff invented by aborigines. they would gather a variety of nuts from the forest and cook them in a light pastry. the sort of thing Ray Mears might enjoy making. in some cases the aborigines would roll the nuts up in a leaf and light it, thus creating a nut cigar.

Ray Mears: "what are you doing there?"
Aborigine 1: "gathering nuts for a nut pie."
RM to camera: "he says he's gathering nuts, for a nut pie."
Aborigine 2: "sod off, Ray."

by failure33object April 18, 2005

Fag-Nut

#1 When somebody annoys you so much that the word faggot just wont cut it anymore #2 A crazy faggot hence Fag-Nut .

Angry Black Guy: Get off my bitch Fag-Nut !

Wimpy White Kid: Yo she wuz on me wikea mo fo dog you hear me out yo?

Angry Black Guy: Get yo fuckin ass outta here fag-nut !

*Kicks White Guys ass*

by JuliiaMarie! March 16, 2010

bust a nut

To bust a nut means for a guy to have a cumgasm.

It only took me three minutes for me to jack off this morning and bust a nut!

by USAF Cadet July 17, 2021

fat nuts

The roll of fat that extremely over weight women have that hangs below their waist. (Not to be confused with phat nutz.)

"Damn dude, Misty has really put on weight since high school!"

"Yeah, I know, she has fat nuts!"

by Darren Hunt January 6, 2007