Kokichi Simp

A certain man, who goes by the name Roman. You know who you are. You are probably reading this now, in fact.

Person 1: Oh my god, is that a Kokichi Simp?
Person 2: Can't be, that's Richard not Roman.

by cypressene December 9, 2021

Simp-athy

The act of faking sympathy for someone in the hopes you get laid

I was giving this fine ass girl some simp-athy after she said her cat died

by TaylorSwiftsFuzzBucket August 13, 2020

Simp

A man who pretends to respect women in order to manipulate them into having sex. Usually a self-proclaimed nice guy.

Erin: Hey, I heard Emily's boyfriend saying some misogynistic stuff about her, I thought he was a feminist?
Blake: Wow. He's probably a simp.

by fierce_leaf March 21, 2020

simp

a word thats overused on twitch

u are a simp

by \-^~^-/ January 11, 2021

Simp

Ajay

Ajay is such a simp!

by TinoDictionary June 20, 2022

simp

namikou to eizzil

Simp: "OMG i love her so much uwu sussy balls uwu uwu"
Not simp: "Hey, stop simping her."

by nfjsjfikuheshgfdjhbgkajs September 11, 2021

Simp

An acronym for "Squirrels in my pants" as seen in Phineas and Ferb Season 1 Ep 25

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
Simp, Squirrels in my pants!

by moush April 27, 2020