oh my god its your dad oh wait he doesnt exist. (tur: matt doesnt have a dad) Mat: oh wow we have something in common!!11!
by MatMannn_ December 7, 2022
Get the ur non existent dadmug. When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.
Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.
by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019
Get the Dad seshmug. When you see a younger woman with a much older man and you ask yourself, is that her dad or her daddy?
Dad: Her biological father
Daddy: Her sugar Daddy
Dad: Her biological father
Daddy: Her sugar Daddy
by Anita Deeznutz February 22, 2025
Get the dad or daddymug. 
Dad is just waiting in the queue for milk it must have been a pretty long line because he has been there for 4 years.
by bobsyjr April 19, 2021
Get the Dadmug. Fartherless child,no friends,emo,obsessed with. Abrar,deppresed,family left him ,poor,homless hass to give money go him,trash,Pakistani scammer
by Boy_with_dad May 25, 2022
Get the Alam no dadmug. When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.
Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
by bakedjake August 30, 2021
Get the dad omelettemug.