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butters my cheems

Widely considered to be the antithesis of "grinding one's gears", this describes the feelings of elation one might experience if a light layer of butter was to be deposited upon one's cheems. Alternatively, one could describe a lack of butter on one's cheems as a good thing.
Person 1: I just graduated, my cheems could not be more buttered right now.
Person 2: What??
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Person 1: Man, when will this guy get out of the passing lane?!
Person 2: Yeah I hate that, seeing this happen really butters my cheems.
by the real Clayton E. March 9, 2023
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Butter Pican Riccan

A way of describing a girl or woman of Porto Riccan descent whom is of brown-complexion and exceptionally attractive
In the track "Ice Cream", Method Man mentions a preferance for Butter Pican Riccan
by Capt. Platypus November 1, 2016
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Peanut Butter Panic

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after you pull it out of a person's ass after anal sex.
Person 1: How was your first time doing anal?

Person 2: It was great, until I got the peanut butter panic.
by deltabeta April 4, 2021
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Butter Miking the Ranch

When Someone Cums in a partly used bottle of Ranch Dressing and puts it back in the fridge for others to use.
I caught My roommate Ryan using the Ranch I bought without asking me first. That's why I Butter Milked the ranch last night. One ever caught me Butter Miking the Ranch!
by Beekeeper Jeff April 19, 2019
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butter in your socks

A way to indicate that someone is glowed up or having a spicy attitude. This phrase is also applied to anyone that has made regrettable mistakes when highly intoxicated.
Oh, you went home with that fat chick? You must've had butter in your socks.
Damn, that dude lookin' fine. Got that butter in his socks!
by Humongous Sauce November 5, 2020
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cock butter jamcicle

A creamy frozen sweet summertime treat made of cock butter jammed with goodness on a stick.
Boy, it's hot! I sure wish I had a cock butter jamcicle to cool me off! Those hit the spot.
by Rhondi420 December 13, 2019
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Peanut butter spoon

Charlie had a peanut butter spoon. That's it nothing more.
"You guy's ever look up Peanut butter spoon on the urban dictionary?"
by Bigmode September 19, 2020
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