Cock muffin

The fat roll before the dick.

Timmy shaved his pubic hair and saw his cock muffin.

by Irelandkatie July 26, 2020

Fuz Muffin

Is generally reffering to someone with a dirty pedro. This person would be related or called by a female or relationship figure. To be someones bear for instance,In this case a fuz muffin would be a male with a sanchez, pedro, or just plain hairy facial features during the act of loveable mention towards a boyfriend.

(Boyfriend walks in)(Girlfriend says) and i quote " Come hither my little Fuz Muffin" aka Mr Sexy

by MyMomHatesMe January 28, 2010

Creedle Muffin

1. Someone who hangs around more than they are wanted.

2. A creepy guy hitting on girls.

Jimmy wouldn't leave me alone, he's such a creedle muffin.

by Neard September 2, 2008

muffin driver

A boy who has sex with people (men and women) and gets aids.

you muffin driver

by gym bob January 16, 2009

wet the muffin

1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!

Last night we played wet the muffin and I had to fuckin' eat it!

by anonymous89buttsex July 16, 2008

Fruit Muffin

Feminine male

He's a real fruit muffin.

by MB6440 June 26, 2017

front muffin

see "fupa"

Santa has a voluptuous front muffin.

by maximarsergee February 1, 2010