Knock-off Mexican

Someone who is of mexican or hispanic decent, and has virtually no knowledge of their own heritage, speaks little to none spanish!

Emma: "Maya is such a knock-off Mexican!....shes failing spanish!!!"

by Maya Lopez July 2, 2011

Taco Bell Mexican

A poser Mexican or somebody who has mexican family background and tries to act like a cholo/chola but wasn't even born in Mexico and doesn't know any spanish.

Heraldo: Did you see that guy trying to act like a real mexican, talkin like a gangster and then he pussied out of the fight?
Mike:Yeah, that douche is a Taco Bell Mexican

by Mr.LargeDial June 17, 2010

Mexican Ski Lift

A Mexican Ski Lift is a sex position, it's when you wrap your penis in sandpaper and conduct in anal sex. Leaving your partner is excrutiating pain.

Awhhh dude, Mike gave his a girlfriend a Mexican Ski Lift!

by TheyKnowMeAsTheAnon October 5, 2010

Mexican Turtle Neck

When one partner is giving another partner oral pleasure. The receiving partner intentionally or unintentionally farts and when they fart they blow watery shit all over the neck and chest of there partner. Most often found in exotic locations were visitors stomachs are not acclimated to the local fare.

John and Susie were in mexico for vacation. Johns stomach wasn't feeling well from the water and or spicy food but Susie was feeling frisky from the margaritas and she went down on John dispite his condition as susie was down town giving John the business. John thought he could relieve some preasure out the back door. To John and Susies suprise when Jhon relieved the preasure out the back door he spayed liquid shit all over her neck and chest. Thus giving Susie a Mexican Turtle Neck

by Bangkok Benny May 21, 2009

mexican face-hat

The act of when a woman has a vagina so loose, the man fits his entire head inside of it.

Stacy's mom was so loose, she graced me with a mexican face-hat

by Stacy's mom June 11, 2006

Mexican Snail Trail

The act of a male smearing his pre-cum on the back of the females neck,leaving what appears to look like the trail of a snail.

" Cleatus left a sticky Mexican Snail Trail on the back of Susans neck"

by TheJackMeister March 7, 2009

Mexican Thousand Island

Tabasco and sour cream, or any hot sauce with sour cream used for dipping. Tabasco and sour cream make a coral colour similiar to thousand island.

personally, wing sauce and sour cream is the best

Add about 1 tablespoon tabasco to 3 spoonfulls of sour cream, or 2 tablespoons of wing sauce to the same amount of sour cream

Result: Mexican Thousand Island.

by Caeloth July 23, 2008