On national kissing day you can kiss your crush, girlfriend, boyfriend, just because you feel like it. National Kissing Day is on April 13th
by Alexis26 April 12, 2019
Get the National kissing daymug. by thedickfacedwonder February 20, 2018
Get the Australian French kissmug. When one person goes in for an aggressive kiss and the other goes in for a passionate, gentle kiss. This results in their faces slamming together in unintentional violence.
Occasionally, the two grunt in pain, or in other words growl as a polar bear would.
Occasionally, the two grunt in pain, or in other words growl as a polar bear would.
"My first kiss was a total mess. 100% polar bear kiss. I thought he loved me, but instead he rammed in face into mine."
by Zhmais June 27, 2016
Get the polar bear kissmug. This occurs when one gay man wants to kill another gay man through anal intercourse with a razor blade. Substitute the penis with a handful of rusty razor blades.
ex: What will does to Matt
Matt: Hey man you want to come back to my place for a nice home cooked meal.
Will: Ill give you a nice home cooked razorblade kiss of death instead
Matt: Sounds Delicious
Matt: Hey man you want to come back to my place for a nice home cooked meal.
Will: Ill give you a nice home cooked razorblade kiss of death instead
Matt: Sounds Delicious
by penisboy303 February 24, 2015
Get the razorblade kiss of deathmug. when u r really horny with ur girl , and u finger her w/ ur nose. it is the best frealing in the world. works best if u have a long nose.
(he 1) last night i was giving her a horny eskimo kiss.
(he 2) o so is that y she loves u so much
(he 1) yea i am the bestest
(he 2) o so is that y she loves u so much
(he 1) yea i am the bestest
by connor hall May 6, 2007
Get the horny eskimo kissmug. WORST. SONG. EVER.
If you for some reason like this song; you suck miserably and should probably consider listening to real music.
If you've got a brain and you think it shouldn't be in existance; I'd bow down to you if I could.
If you've never heard it; KEEP IT THAT WAY, IT'S FOR THE BEST.
By the way, if you don't agree CHILL OUT. No need to go all spazzy just cause I think this song is shit.
:) Oh and another thing, THIS SONG DOES NOT HAVE A GOOD FUCKING BEAT. There's NOTHING to it! God damn.
If you for some reason like this song; you suck miserably and should probably consider listening to real music.
If you've got a brain and you think it shouldn't be in existance; I'd bow down to you if I could.
If you've never heard it; KEEP IT THAT WAY, IT'S FOR THE BEST.
By the way, if you don't agree CHILL OUT. No need to go all spazzy just cause I think this song is shit.
:) Oh and another thing, THIS SONG DOES NOT HAVE A GOOD FUCKING BEAT. There's NOTHING to it! God damn.
Katy Perry fan (somehow she has those): LIKE OMG THE SONG I KISSED A GIRL IS LIKE THEEE BESTEST SONG EVERRR!
Non Katty Perry fan (the smart one): It SUCKS.
Katy Perry fan (ew): NUHH IT'S SO GOOD.
Non Katy Perry fan: Why do you like it?
Katy Perry fan (ew) Uuhhh, cause it's catchy.. and has a.. a good, uh, beat. Yea! A good beat.
-Silence-
Non Katy Perry fan: ... *STAB*
Non Katty Perry fan (the smart one): It SUCKS.
Katy Perry fan (ew): NUHH IT'S SO GOOD.
Non Katy Perry fan: Why do you like it?
Katy Perry fan (ew) Uuhhh, cause it's catchy.. and has a.. a good, uh, beat. Yea! A good beat.
-Silence-
Non Katy Perry fan: ... *STAB*
by LAAAA. October 15, 2008
Get the I Kissed A Girlmug. When Seamus O'Flannery, a stout ginger man, saw his lost mate after a time he got extremely excited. In the past couple months Seamus's mate had grown a beard and they both knew it was time for some serious Irish kissing.
by valet6969 September 23, 2011
Get the Irish Kissmug.