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jake briningstool

her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!
by sickbitch1234 November 2, 2020
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Jake

A Jake (a person named jake) is a man who is generally outgoing, sweet, and attractive. When you first meet a Jake, you will notice his lack of self consciousness. This can sometimes lead to bad friendships and inattentiveness in relationships. When a Jake’s narcissism has been discovered, he will turn it on someone else to cover up his blame. This is his only flaw. Other than that, a Jake is pretty fun to hang around.
Nice girl: wow I think I have a crush on that guy, is he nice?
Girl’s friend: As a friend he’s nice, but I’ve heard he’s a Jake. I wouldn’t pursue someone who’ll neglect you like that.
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Jake

Guy 1: this guys is so bad at 100m fly
Guy2: must be jake
by X._jakey_baby_.x July 7, 2019
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is an idiot that probably voted for trump beacuse he is a white ass bitch who gained money and fame from his brother Logan Paul. Jake Paul needs to be stopped or we will all die in the stupidity of his career. PLEASE STOP THE DAB
Jake paul rides his brothers nuts. Have you seen the diss track ALISSA VIOLET made on jake paul?!
by jakepaulpleasestop November 23, 2017
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Jake

Someone who thinks that they're a bad boy, usually with the bio, "Jake/badboy/has a dark secret". Most Emily's fall for them.
"Jake is my crush guys."
"Really Emily? You know hes my crush!"
by realfairycaughtoncamera June 27, 2021
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Jake

The typical high school jock who goes around the school getting girls and cheating on them. An extremely hot athletic guy who mostly hangs out with his other Jake friends.
Girl 1: That Jake guy is so hooottt!!
Girl 2: I used to date him, but he cheated on me.
Girl 1: But I'm unable to resist him though!
Girl 2: He may be charming but he will break your heart for another hotter girl.
by the omnilord2495 May 21, 2022
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Jake

Jake is a kid who isn't the smartest, but he is great at taking a joke, and seems to have many girlfriends who go to a different school or church.
Me: Jake is dumb
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
by donny12345? July 29, 2022
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