cut the table in half

Change the topic of the conversation

I’m getting tried of talking about this, let’s just cut the table in half

by ReallyRealPerson1800 April 30, 2024

Cut the butter

Another fire ass way to say cut the shit, you're lying!! some people follow it up by saying "no cheese" (aka no cap)

Noah: u guys 3 girls gave me their number today
Emilu: cut the butter
Noah: no cheese

by rawshiiiit September 19, 2025

Muffer-cut

Woman cums wearing crotchless underwear, takes them off and slaps them across her partners face. Similar action to that of an upper-cut punch.

We had just finished banging, when she hit me with a muffer-cut (like upper-cut).

That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.

by Mumblr9 September 21, 2025

Cut the water

When life turns off the “flow” all at once, like every bill, glitch, and unexpected expense crashing down on the same day…leaving you standing there like, “Who shut off my blessings?”

My rent, car note, and Wi-Fi all hit on Friday, and my engine light came on. CUT THE WATER

by Deacedeals September 25, 2025

im cut ladies

a phrase used by the southern hostess at your local applebees when she's about to leave your entire section dirty and go home for the day without a care in the world

annette: "im cut ladies."
kendall: "time to go clean table 25 i guess."

by jamietinklepuss October 19, 2025

The grass is cut

it's done, it's over, job's finished

- "Do you think I still go a chance?"
- "The grass is cut bro let it go..."

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025

National Cut off people’s legs Day

Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.

Prepare to be short for it’s national cut off people’s legs day

by Eternal fire October 21, 2025