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I'm gonna suicide

it's kinda joke that teenagers says to their parents to see their reaction and most of time their reaction would be

horrified then the Teenager says it was a joke even though it wasn't
Parents: what are you thinking about son?
Teenager: I'm gonna suicide
Parents: What the No don't do it we love you
Teenager: I'm joking I'm joking
by Someone that's happy November 3, 2023
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I'm a meme

Used to make fun of yourself in a playfull manner, or to make the conversation your having less awkward
"Haha- I'm a meme, right?"
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I'm calling Sniper Rifle

Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.
Almost gonna beat my high score! :D 71, 72, 73,.........FUUUUCK!!! NO WAY DUDE, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SHIT. I'M CALLING SNIPER RIFLE, FUCK THIS GAME! *tosses phone across the room*
by Your Actual Mother February 7, 2014
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When I'm the one getting raped in prison

I don't need to go to prison and get raped just because YOU got raped, you piece of shit. And I don't have to spend the rest of my life in a echo chamber just so you can feel like your kids are safe or you can feel like I'm not better than you.
Hym "When I'm the one getting raped in prison it will be because and one because you never gave a shit about the law in the first place. You want your kids to dictate the lives of everyone around you and YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME INDEFINITELY AND I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR KIDS FOR YOU DOING THAT YOU FUCK. I don't have to tolerate it and I've already tolerated it more than THE LAST GUY DID, didn't I? The last guy you did it to just shot up the school or something, didn't he? It wouldn't take you this long to learn your lesson if you weren't fucking retarded but, hey, maybe one more will do the trick, right? Oh what's that? The thing I said but about me?"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2025
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YOU'RE OK , I'M OK

A great book written in the late 1960's and early 70's called I'M OK, YOU'RE OK by DR. HARRIS.
If I give you a RIMJOB and don't want to FUCK YOU right away in the porn THEATHER where everybody comes to have SEX a lot away from their wives or hotel room where they are staying with their family , as in my book YOU'RE OK , I'M OK as there is no snitching because I did not want to FUCK YOU right away or if I was offended when you called me a YANKEE as DEJA VU is cool as just like any other PORN THEATHER because it is the raw sex business that is everywhere in many cities.
by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME June 13, 2021
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I'm in love with my dad

the wise words of Matthew Watson
by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex August 14, 2022
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I'm The Man

Used as a topic for a pointless argument between two stupid, possibly special needs individuals, when there is nothing else to argue about.
Michael: "I'm the Man!"
Thompson: "NO! I'M THE MAN!!!"
Michael: "UH, NO YOU'RE NOT, I'M THE MAN!"
by gopist May 28, 2023
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