Hairy Nose 

When you have hair on your actual nose and not in your nostril.

"Hey Liam, you have a hairy nose mate"

Hairy Nose by Dale Anderson January 30, 2009

Harryson Burger 

A local term in Oxford for a burger with both a meat, and a chicken patty. This was invented in 1818 by Lord Harryson of Yorkshire during his studies at Baelliol College.

Hello sir, may I have a Harryson burger and a pitcher of your finest beer please?

Harryson Burger by Not Sven March 5, 2019

Hairy Nixon 

When a an unshaven woman sits on the face of a man wearing a large nosed Richard Nixon mask while he shakes his head repeating "I'm not a crook."

Guy: I went home with this chick last night.

Friend: Good time?
Guy: Well, first, she was freaking hairy downstairs, then she made me put on a Richard Nixon mask and rode the nose until she got off.
Friend: Ahh, the old Hairy Nixon, good times.

Hairy Nixon by Brian Fantanna August 29, 2010

hairy chomp 

The act of biting down on the hairiest part of the body. When you bite down on a hairy body part with a chomp. Normally done with your partner during a sexual encounter.

Person 1: Hey my girlfriend just broke up with me today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did the hairy chomp on her.

Person 2: Ouch that’s gotta hurt!

hairy chomp by RyanDaSniper November 30, 2019

hairy jol 

adj. n., a particularly furry taint or vaganus

"That chick better wax her hairy jol if she expects me to do her."

hairy jol by firstthrow September 23, 2012

Hairy twinkler 

The big ugly Hairy guy at the bar that gives a girl a sly unwanted smile.

Suzzie spotted the hairy twinkler as soon as they entered the club.

Hairy twinkler by Philclowns February 13, 2008

hairy potato 

A girl thats been around the block one too many times.

My mother told me not to date the girl down the street because she is a hairy potato.

hairy potato by ballrub June 20, 2009