Do as you likey

Cockney rhyming slang for pikey; a derogatory term for Irish or Romany gypsies or travellers in the UK and Ireland.

1. Lock anything that can be towed in the garage, the do as you likeys have set up camp in the local school field tonight.

2. The do as you likey offered to mend my roof but instead stole all the lead.

3. James was killed by a high voltage arc flash. The police noted that the do as you likeys had ripped up all of the copper earthing cables which would have saved him.

by Roger the best Rabbit October 19, 2017

do me now

"Fuck me now."

"Let's have sex now."

"Baby, I'm so hot for you. Do me now."

by cottonforsilk December 17, 2015

I DO apologize

This means I do NOT apologize, and fuck you.

"I DO apologize,"...said the serial killer.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.

by sizzlefashizle October 19, 2018

nerd-do-well

A financially successful geek.

He was thought to be the loser of his graduation class, but now this nerd-do-well could easily buy the figgin' school.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 12, 2009

Niggery Diggery Do

An offshoot of the classic nursery rhyme "Hickory Dickory Dock". Normally used in frustration/anger/disappointment to express one's strong disapproval for the actions and/or nature of a jackass/nigger/over-all douche.

Guy1: Oh great, this jackass over here is fucking up our friendly round of Croquet.

Guy2: Niggery diggery do!

by Compassionate Misogony February 27, 2010

like you do

Used to illustrate the ridiculousness or absurdity of someone's actions.

"So, he punched a baby in the face, like you do, and now he's in jail."

by B-Did June 17, 2010

hoe dont do it

the thing tumblrians say when something or someone is being stupid/and or annoying

"ugh zeus fucks everything!"

Zeus: "imma do it"
Me: "hoe dont do it"
Zeus: *fucks something*
Me: "oh my god!"

by you.assbutt March 29, 2015