Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

by Raider Life May 14, 2017

Ice cream silence

The period of time when excessive noise from children (typically a group) ceases due to ice cream consumption.

The noise level of the birthday party was interrupted with the ice cream silence.

by Tim Fielder November 11, 2018

Cream of clam

When someone hacks up a loogy, there sick ,chest cold,

Cofh yum cream of clam

by Jabony October 18, 2015

Boy cream

cum; a man's semen

"John totally planted his boy cream in suzie last night, it was insane!"
"What the fuck is boy cream"

by Alt_Mega May 19, 2022

Cream Cannon

when you haven’t had sex in a while and your semen shoots out like a cannon.

I haven’t had sex in so long when I nutted on her face it was like a cream cannon!

by morganandtyrell December 29, 2019

HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK

HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK

HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK
GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 27, 2024

Lean cream

As you are about to cream pull out and cream in your hand lean in and cream pie the lucky person in the face

I just gave my girl the lean cream now she need to clean her face

by By SSR March 02, 2021