Ann Coultering

According to CollegeHumor The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge 2, Ann Coultering is the act of taking a shit while standing up. Because of an unbelievably tight butthole, Ann Coultering result in "spewing shit all over and when you are done, everyone hates you". While Some doctors believe Ann Coultering is medically impossible, others say "No I bet I could do it"

Ann Coultering is now part of the Ann Coulter Challenge, to the detriment of public bathrooms everywhere in the US.

Guy A- Some kid has been Ann Coultering in the Starbucks shitters

by CanucksJoker70 August 3, 2018

Crotch Country

The horrendous smell that arises from ones crotch after a long distance jog.

She had really bad crotch country after that 8 mile run today.

by The longest D September 6, 2018

Butt Courters

The international version of Butt Quarters played with a Euro coin or available foreign currency. One lodges the Euro between the cheeks and then walks over to a cup with the intention of dropping it in the cup. If one was not endowed with a butt capable of holding a Euro, using one's boobs is also acceptable, assuming the coin is held outside the shirt/dress/top by squeezing the chest together. The game can be played for laughs while watching each other try to drop the coin in a cup or set-up with two teams, baseball style, with separate cups for singles, doubles, triples, and home-runs.

Wow, that game of Butt Courters on the terrace last night got out of hand. Remember when someone dropped a cherry tomato??!?

by SLALB!!!! September 14, 2018

Jerkass Country

Any country that is stereotyped as having more rude people than nice people.

Countries that are stereotyped as a jerkass country include France, Poland and the United States, but of course not everyone from them are assholes. There's douchey people everywhere no matter what country you're from.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

Cross-country skiing

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.

Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.

by envenom July 2, 2019

Cross Country Dicking

When you travel from state to state to meet in the streets and get freaky in the sheets.

DeAndre: "Im gonna go 'Cross Country Dicking'. This girl is so freaky, my guy."
Jamal: "What the fuck is 'Cross Country Dicking'?"
D: "Its where you can drive from St. Louis to Chicago to go lay some pipe on it!"
J: "Damn. Well good luck."

by ThotPatrolThotBustersInc. July 21, 2019

Cross Country skiing

Furiously wanking two gentleman at the sametime.

Last night I went Cross Country skiing with the boys.

by Cross country boi August 31, 2019