Can of Whoopass

The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.

It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass

by Literally Just A Toaster September 2, 2019

As you can see

Monkweh's favourite word to summon sacrificial lamb, when you use it random guy will shout "Suck your mom!"

Monkweh: "As you can see my wife is fighting with this Godzilla"
Wife: "Suck your mom!"

by Boringquarantine September 8, 2022

Gay bird poop in a can

Peeing in a man's ass and then immediately putting in a butt plug in his butt forcefully. Then, letting it marinate into a mix of poop and pee, similar to bird poop. After that, you proceed to rip out the butt plug like a ripcord out of a Beyblade and immediately put it into a can and throw it at said bird poop butt person.

Hey, remember when we did the classic 'gay bird poop in a can' to that pledge?

by Xanszu October 15, 2025

canned grass

Slang term for edibles

Ay yo dawg, wanna get some canned grass later?We gettin liiiiiitttt.

by Just a guy on this horrifying March 21, 2021

nip-tin-can

a moron, doofus. someone acting as such.

so she says, "what's a nip tin can?" so I said, "You are!"

by Groan February 1, 2004

trash can

my brain. my thoughts.

my trash can has been fucking up shit lately.

by elzedare January 18, 2021

If you’re bored you can come to my room

Jimin’s way of asking for a juicy night with his boyfriend Jungkook.

Jimin: (gives Jungkook the “Jungkook-ssi~~~ I’m needyyy for the jungcock” look)

Jungkook: “We aren’t sharing a room, Jimin-ssi”

Jimin: “If you’re bored you can come to my room.”

by ausgotnojams August 14, 2018