Beef jerky

Being forced to give an old black guy a handjob.

Kris: Hey Tom, I was forced to give an old black guy a handjob..

Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!

by Old man handjob. May 23, 2017

sleef beef

Someone who puts beef inside his mother

Sleef beef had so much fun in there.

by Unknown180272 April 23, 2025

Beef Baker

Someone who likes to stir up beef.

" Your such a beef baker."

by J_Dxvils March 15, 2021

Beef Stew

When someone is taking a shower and you go into the bathroom and take a huge smelly shit. The smell circulates and mixes with the steam thus making a soupy shitty room, in turn making the shower taker gag and sometimes throw up. Also you leave the toilet lid up and don’t flush, so that the smell stays and the shower taker has to fight through the gagging and dry heaving to flush the toilet, making it an utterly amazing experience. Most of the time it’s a nice clumpy diarrhea, resembling a nice hearty can of beef stew!

Hank was taking too long in the shower, so I gave him a beef stew.

by BatFactory788 July 1, 2025

Beef Stew

The act of ejaculation in the open wound of a cesarean section.

I’m going to beef stew jimmy’s mom tomorrow!

by Muffle December 13, 2024

beef curts

When a girl has freakishly long fanny flaps

girl goes to the toilet and takes a very long time. She finally comes back.

Boy to girl: Emma, did your beef curts touch the water?

The girl I got with last night had beef curts. Man it was ugly.

by Jenna wenna December 10, 2015

Minnesota Beef Curtain

The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.

Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.

Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?

Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby

Guy 1: How does that even happen?

Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it

by it aint gay if its a fetish September 25, 2025