April 5th

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.

bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

:(

by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022

April

April a tall brunette girl that has dimples super deep and is sometimes Spanish she thinks she ugly and she the most gorgeous person ever honesty -I have no words to explane- she is shy and very smart and if you have a april Never I mean NEVER let her go you'll regret it

"Oh who's that?"asked Aiden "that's April so fu***** hot huh!"replied Andrew "Ima ask her out!"said aiden"HELL no!!!"

by Joc❤️❤️❤️💕 November 28, 2018

April 20

This is the day that the cutest, sweetest guy was born and his name starts with B.

-A💛

Anna: your so sweet💛
Him: it is April 20th, my bday 😉

by A. Day November 28, 2019

14th of April

National greef-day. On this day Titanic began to sink.

-Wait, it is your birthday today?
-Yeah, it is.
-Happy Birthday, and I'm sorry.
-What are you sorry for?
-All the people that died on Titanic the 14th of April

by xoxodepressedgirl October 30, 2019

April 14th

National day to tie up your wife and make her squirt by any means necessary.

Get the rope baby, it’s April 14th

by Cummer748 April 14, 2024

April Fools Day

A day that people play jokes on eachother and I was born

April Fools Day Birthdays Be Like~
1-whens your birthday

2-im a joke
1-???
2-its today

1-lol is this an April fools ??
2-no I'm being srs

by Lollie Pops October 16, 2020

April 28th, 1995

The day an absolute legendary singer, Melanie Martinez, was born. Everyone should dedicate every April 28th to her.

Crybaby: April 28th, 1995 was my favorite day.
Other Guy: Why?
Crybaby: You wouldn't get it.

by ChaotiaX April 29, 2023