Edgy Thirteen Year Old

Teenagers who have too many emo fandoms and spare time to fuck around with

Person 1: I just saw some kid wearing a Panic! At The Disco shirt.
Person 2: That's an edgy thirteen year old.

by SweetenerGrande June 2, 2018

ye old scally wag

a phrase used by pirates whenever you're lazy and stiff and old.

get up, olivia. ye old scally wag.

by ye old scally wag October 10, 2017

like old people fuck

Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.

Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.

Ex: Damn it, John. You run like old people fuck! Hurry up!

by Les Mots September 17, 2023

The old lady next door

That one old lady next door that loves to talk and bake cookies. She i really sweet and will always offer you cake if you come by her house.

Person 1: Dude, the old lady next door is super nice.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.

by gayasswhale January 31, 2020

Salty Nine Year Old

A nine year old that breaks the sound barrier when they die in Fortnite.

Nine year old, Nine year old, here comes the Salty Nine Year Old, screams so loud, break the sound barrier, watch out! Here comes the Salty Nine Year old.

by NoobMasterSixtyNineFourTwenty July 16, 2022

single-digit-year-old

a kid on the internet, can be used to refer to a kid in general

Kid: L Gay
Person 1: what the fuck
Person 2: don’t worry, he’s a single-digit-year-old.

by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz April 8, 2023

Old fashion rage quit

When you get so upset you pull your wired controller out if your console

Jerome: "Ahhhhrggg I'm done with this game!! (Pulls controller out of console and throws it)

Michael: "That's an old fashion rage quit right there."

by HazelWingz October 20, 2019