The act of taking bowling hot soup (normally chicken noodle, egg drop, cheese and broccoli, etc.) and pouring it into a females vagina, then eating it with a spoon. The sound produced by the female after having this performed is similar to the Guanaco, which is an animal native to south america, hence the name South American Soup Bowl.
Ethan: "I heard you gave Sally a South American Soup Bowl last night."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."
by xxhentaihavenxx December 27, 2019
Get the South American Soup Bowlmug. When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.
One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.
by Igor Uchevatov July 15, 2024
Get the Trans-American Slip n’ Slidemug. by busybrat July 6, 2024
Get the elf bar american gothicmug. by M.A.RIII June 14, 2025
Get the American Hijabmug. The last good Green Day album, then afterwards they stooped to pop punk. If you want to listen to Green Day a proper punk band, then listen to Kerplunk, Dookie, Insomniac and Nimrod.
by UltimateDoge May 14, 2022
Get the American Idiotmug. Type of condition that causes Americans to be generally uninterested or refuse to easily research other countries politics, culture, ideologies, etc. Americans suffering from this American Ignorance think that American politics is the world's politics.
Person1 displays common traits of American Ignorance.
Scenario 1
Person 1: OH MY GOD! Can you believe India only outlawed acid throwing on women's faces in 2013?
Person 2: Yeah. I can. They're deeply religious and acid throwing was very common. They don't see women the same way as other countries.
Scenario 2
Person 1: European countries basically share the same cultures, right?
Person 2: I mean that's sort of a generalization.
Person 1: Dude really... What's the difference between Germans and Italians anyway?
Person 2: Do you know about the P.I.I.G.S.?
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: Just shut up before you say anything else stupid.
Scenario 3
Person 1: WAIT! Some African countries follow a different calendar?!
Person 2: Yes. Other countries thousands of years ago followed different ways to record time, and they're still recording their unique time and calendar today.
Person 1: Oh my god, America sucks! Why couldn't we learn about that in school?
Person 2: Some religions in America follow different calendars. You're just not that perceptive man.
Scenario 4
Person 1: Things could be worse in America. Look at how Saudi Arabia treats women.
Person 2: While that is true, that doesn't mean America doesn't have any issues. Stop using other countries ideals as a scapegoat to not want to improve America.
Scenario 1
Person 1: OH MY GOD! Can you believe India only outlawed acid throwing on women's faces in 2013?
Person 2: Yeah. I can. They're deeply religious and acid throwing was very common. They don't see women the same way as other countries.
Scenario 2
Person 1: European countries basically share the same cultures, right?
Person 2: I mean that's sort of a generalization.
Person 1: Dude really... What's the difference between Germans and Italians anyway?
Person 2: Do you know about the P.I.I.G.S.?
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: Just shut up before you say anything else stupid.
Scenario 3
Person 1: WAIT! Some African countries follow a different calendar?!
Person 2: Yes. Other countries thousands of years ago followed different ways to record time, and they're still recording their unique time and calendar today.
Person 1: Oh my god, America sucks! Why couldn't we learn about that in school?
Person 2: Some religions in America follow different calendars. You're just not that perceptive man.
Scenario 4
Person 1: Things could be worse in America. Look at how Saudi Arabia treats women.
Person 2: While that is true, that doesn't mean America doesn't have any issues. Stop using other countries ideals as a scapegoat to not want to improve America.
by theonewhoflops June 7, 2022
Get the American Ignorancemug. The American Alligator is a large freshwater reptile native to the Southeastern United States. The American Alligators typically live in bayous, swamps, and cypresses, though, they are pretty much in every freshwater area you can find in the southeastern United States. In the United States, they can be found typically in Florida Or Louisiana. Contrary to popular belief, alligators are not green, nor are they that aggressive, those rightfully belong to Crocodiles. Or a close cousin to alligators. Instead, alligators are typically blue, to navy blue, to dark grey, to a black color. They are typically non-aggressive, and will flee in the presence of a human on land.
There are many ways to distinguish a crocodile from an alligator. But the easiest other than color and aggression, is based on the shape of the snout. Alligators have a wide and broad U shaped snout. While crocodiles have a narrow and slim V shaped jaw. Crocodiles also tend to have long teeth that can be seen both from the top and the bottom. The only place in the world where they are both are present in Central to South Florida.
The American Alligator (Alligator Mississippiensis), is also the largest species of alligator in genus and subfamily alligator (Also known as Alligatorinae). They are also the largest species of Alligatoroid in the family Alligatoridae.
There are many ways to distinguish a crocodile from an alligator. But the easiest other than color and aggression, is based on the shape of the snout. Alligators have a wide and broad U shaped snout. While crocodiles have a narrow and slim V shaped jaw. Crocodiles also tend to have long teeth that can be seen both from the top and the bottom. The only place in the world where they are both are present in Central to South Florida.
The American Alligator (Alligator Mississippiensis), is also the largest species of alligator in genus and subfamily alligator (Also known as Alligatorinae). They are also the largest species of Alligatoroid in the family Alligatoridae.
The sign in Florida said: “No feeding the American Alligator hallucinogenics” or whatever that meant.
by FloridaMannnnn October 12, 2025
Get the American Alligatormug.