The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to cut on a regular basis; all of which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.
Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...
by Ezra69 October 1, 2020
Get the Dad jokemug. **Biker Dad**: A term used to describe a father who is passionate about motorcycles and biking culture. This individual often incorporates his love for biking into family life, sharing his enthusiasm and experiences with his children and embodying a rugged, adventurous spirit.
"Have you met that Biker Dad?"
"Have you met that Biker Dad?"
1. "Everyone knows Biker Dad from the local motorcycle club; his stories about cross-country trips are legendary."
2. "Biker Dad always makes sure his kids are geared up safely before they ride together."
3. "At the charity ride, Biker Dad showed up with his custom-built chopper and a huge smile."
4. "Biker Dad's garage is filled with motorcycle parts and tools, a true testament to his dedication."
5. "Biker Dad took his son on his first motorcycle trip last summer, creating memories they’ll cherish forever."
2. "Biker Dad always makes sure his kids are geared up safely before they ride together."
3. "At the charity ride, Biker Dad showed up with his custom-built chopper and a huge smile."
4. "Biker Dad's garage is filled with motorcycle parts and tools, a true testament to his dedication."
5. "Biker Dad took his son on his first motorcycle trip last summer, creating memories they’ll cherish forever."
by Slimdog July 29, 2024
Get the Biker Dadmug. Stereotypical Indian dad is the biggest extrovert you will ever see in your life, daddy issues, trats wife very badly, checks browsing history at random times, hits you, daddy issues, makes you go to Kumon, Maths Kangaroo, Aops, MathsMasters, MathCounts, any math learning website, RoBOticS FrEaK, "either doctor, engineer, or lawyer" otherwise there is no other job, doesn't validate your feelings or interests, we Indian kids be havin daddy issues
by Arya Upadhya December 28, 2021
Get the Indian Dadmug. Verb: When a naruto fan is brought to embarrassment by a non-fan confusing boruto and naruto or calling naruto "boruto's dad"
by -bbkk October 12, 2021
Get the boruto's dadmug. by NigerianSlaveTrader October 29, 2018
Get the Dadmug. jump off a cliff backwards with a potato sack on your head
then
let your body get eaten by the rats as you cling onto the last of your life
you will feel your skin pierced and yanked at
the flies will nest in your eyes
it will render you blind and then you will try to bite on your tounge to let that blood loss kill you but no
hot coals will be used to cauterise and burn you
unable to die from blood loss
you will try to stop breathing
you finally succeed
you realise you are still alive
you are in purgatory
you will be in constant pain and agony
your life will have meant nothing
you will perish
no one will remember
your corpse will be unrecognisable
you will have a closed casket funeral
only your children will arrive, they try to open your casket and see you
the state of your weak flesh has been rotted to a horrid extent
the disgust causes your children to kill themselves instantly on the spot
then
let your body get eaten by the rats as you cling onto the last of your life
you will feel your skin pierced and yanked at
the flies will nest in your eyes
it will render you blind and then you will try to bite on your tounge to let that blood loss kill you but no
hot coals will be used to cauterise and burn you
unable to die from blood loss
you will try to stop breathing
you finally succeed
you realise you are still alive
you are in purgatory
you will be in constant pain and agony
your life will have meant nothing
you will perish
no one will remember
your corpse will be unrecognisable
you will have a closed casket funeral
only your children will arrive, they try to open your casket and see you
the state of your weak flesh has been rotted to a horrid extent
the disgust causes your children to kill themselves instantly on the spot
by tiddiemilk April 18, 2022
Get the dad botmug.