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I'm Killed

Haha I'm killed XD

Dude just told a funny joke, I'm killed.

He thought he ate that, I'm killed.
by X9od September 28, 2023
mugGet the I'm Killedmug.

by the nine I'm tweakin'

ur done. Finished. Left the body.

ran outta copium
"drinks too many mochi staminan spark"
"BY THE NINE I'M TWEAKIN'-"
by quicksilver0421 January 16, 2024
mugGet the by the nine I'm tweakin'mug.

I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks

The second this is over I am going to be the only person involved here who doesn't regret their actions. I'm going to lead every single person affected against you YouTube cocksuckers. You shows are done. Your influence will by gone. Your manufactured consensus will disappear.
Hym "I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks. One of you is going realize how bad it gets for you and the second the aggrieved parties are able to aggregate one of you will turn on the rest and there will be no sympathy for the rest of you. I'm going to have you bastards looking like the numanuma guy. You're going to be paying your bills wil hypothetical dollars."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2024
mugGet the I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucksmug.

Now I'm gay

What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito
Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay
by ThePurpleDoggo May 11, 2020
mugGet the Now I'm gaymug.

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
mugGet the i'm not even jokingmug.
It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 1, 2023
mugGet the I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".mug.

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