the dirty bean stalk

the act of putting any type of plant seed into your asshole and letting it grow, until ones partner harvests the crop

that bitch gave me the dirty bean stalk, i still got roots in my butthole.

by the big rig nig May 4, 2025

Loser Dirt

Men who act like the dirt you can’t even grow anything in, the kind of dirt that doesn’t even make good mud.

Tyler is the Biggest Pile of Loser Dirt.

by BunnyIsRight777 May 21, 2025

Riding Dirty

Driving a car with the seat laid back, the male positions his cock, and the girl into the riding position. Both facing forward, she controls the steering wheel, while you control the acceleration and breaking with your feet. Since you have limited visibility, she will determine the drive speed based on how hard she rides you. The faster she rides the more you accelerate, the slower she rides the slower you go.

Jack: Gosh, I sure am hungry.
Liam: let’s go get food

Jack thinking “gosh I haven’t been riding dirty in forever, sure hope that happens”
*hops in car and Liam rides Jack dirty*
Jack and Liam: oh yeah!

by Smily pickle May 23, 2025

The Dirty Jacoby

Cumming in a hookers mouth then axing her in the neck with a rubber dildo forcing her to spew it back up, the same way Stefan Jacoby axed Holden and fucked the Australian population in the mouth.

Tim: "bro, what happened with that chick you went home with last night?"
Jake: "i gave her The Dirty Jacoby, it was nuts"

by BallSmasher:) June 3, 2025

bianca directions

used to tell somebody they are giving you horrible directions in the passenger seat

“you needed to turn left”

“you’re so bad at giving directions, these are bianca directions”

by Blake is a douche June 3, 2025

Yiddish Dirt Tunnel

The action of spreading a girls ass that has not been cleaned. Upon opening one years Yiddish echo from the depths. And smearing all bowel remains on ones face like simba

Damn bro, that Jewish girl started squirming when i did ate her Yiddish dirt tunnel

by BigDBUSTER June 5, 2025

Deadlift dirty butthole

My glutes are sooo big & my crack sooo deep from deadlifts that in the shower i can't reach my butthole to clean it.

I got skids from deadlift dirty butthole.

by asystole June 28, 2025