Lasso vagina

When a women’s hair falls out of her head and on to her labia and starts to form a hairball that wraps around the labia like a lasso and suffocates the labia

She came into the emergency room with a bad case of lasso vagina

by Blake Snyder October 1, 2019

Pooey Vagina

1. This is a more offensive way to say "Shit Cunt".

2. Politically that correct way to say "Shit Cunt".

I don't know why my mum has to be such a Pooey Vagina all the time

Why are you being a Pooey Vagina

Fuck off you Pooey Vagina

by Samboidy October 11, 2019

Vagina Jello

The jelly like substance that discharges from a vagina after a woman gives birth.

After my wife gave birth she had massive amounts of vagina jello.

by Extra Sloppy May 18, 2018

Catastrophic vagina

When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.

Stephan: pull your trousers down

Angela: okay (pulls them down)

Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina

Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry

Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again

by Human cockend £78 May 19, 2018

male vagina

The opposite of tuna town

Wow, that male vagina is mighty girthy!!!!

by Lifeiscrazy December 13, 2017

Vagina

Where penises go in, and babies come out.

Jack stuck his penis in Jill's vagina. Together they had lots of fun. Jack ejected his sperm in Jill's vagina. 9 months later Jill gave birth to a baby boy named Bobby.

by 12minutesinhell December 16, 2017

vagina dress

A dress that is questionably a child's extra large t-shirt. You can see the individuals vagina.

It's rush week, grab your vagina dress and let's hit the town!!!

by Msmoney December 18, 2017