by MaroneBone June 06, 2015
by H0rnee t33n January 11, 2022
Last night I was mouth fucking Kellie's face and then John and Rick walked in. She grabbed their dicks and tugged them while I blasted a load down her throat. She’s a good little two fisted mouth slut! Next time, she’ll get two more holes filled!
by BAMF613 October 15, 2018
Appropriated from the dated, speciesist, and sometimes sexist, phrase: "Two birds with one stone".
This is when two police officers are hit with the same rock thrown at them, commonly in a riot situation, which is seen as beneficial to the rioter. Known basically as a "2 in 1" result. Commonly used by ACAB supporters and others opposed to police.
This is when two police officers are hit with the same rock thrown at them, commonly in a riot situation, which is seen as beneficial to the rioter. Known basically as a "2 in 1" result. Commonly used by ACAB supporters and others opposed to police.
That's two cops with the same rock!
by anonymiteriot April 16, 2011
A person who never breaks rules, always does extra and is generally unpopular and quiet. They snitch on people and get joy from telling people off.
Note: Clever people may not be goody goody two shoes.
Note: Clever people may not be goody goody two shoes.
Oh, that new kid is such a goody goody two shoes. He got rewarded for a good attitude every day and since he started coming to our school we've all been getting told off because he snitched on us!
by T0m_x69x_5h4h January 20, 2016
1. To purposely make your temporary absence known and to make an excuse such as false claims of interacting with a female on a communication messenger (MSN, AIM, etc.) and returning 2 minutes later to resume your online conversation.
2. To boost your self esteem.
2. To boost your self esteem.
by LoboTHEONEANDONLY June 06, 2009
The visual effect of squeezing a scrotum at the base. The scrotal skin tightens around the testicles creating two lobes.
Dave grabbed his sack, stuck out his balls, and chased us around the 3rd floor yelling, "The Man with Two Brains! The Man with Two Brains"
by BlueLew January 16, 2007