high as tits

When a person is heavily under the influence of a drug that is associated with 'getting high', such as marijuana or mushrooms.

John decided to try a bit of the spliff at the party on Friday and upon returning to his flat the following conversation ensued between him and his fellow roommate, Fred.

Fred: Where ya bin John boy?

John: Just out having a wee bit a drinks with the mates

Fred: Ahh and puffin on the ol wacky tabacky I see, you look absolutely high as tits bruv

John: Ay, that I am Freddy. That I am.

by scytheblade69 July 11, 2016

Tit Wrecking

Tit wrecking to annoy someone.

'Your wrecking my tits!!' he's always tit wrecking!'

by Ms. Madden March 23, 2009

snakes tits

"Snakes tits" refers to a phrase used when expressing great appreciation for something. Very much close to a unicorn, or Bigfoot. Fictional and should be used with caution.

"Last night was absulutally snakes tits. I really had a good time."

by #wordplay May 8, 2017

gooch tit

a gooch tit is a titty that leaks stuff that is like the sweat on the gooch.

man she has a gooch tit, her tits leak just the sweat of a gooch!

by twatolia February 18, 2008

brick tits

when someone has rock hard breasts, can be a guy or a girl. With a guy its pectoral muscles, for a girl it is just abnormally large breasts.

Did you hear about christyn? I heard he has brick tits!

by KoopyPooyKins May 29, 2016

Jizzie-Tit

A titty that has been jizzed on. Not to be confused with a "Pearl Necklace." Usually done out of anger or to stimulate pleasure.

"Karen, let me give you a Jizzie-Tit, quite?"
"Quite Frederick, quite!"
"Good, or I would have had to done it out of anger, you skanky Jew cunt bitch!"
"Quite....."

by IHateAutisticNiggerChinks December 19, 2009

tit-tatt

Tattoo on ones breast.

Her blouse was cut so low I could see her tit-tatt.

by harm low contendo July 23, 2009