Chris Noel

The guy that’s always silent and chats bare rubbish to wind people up and is also funny

Yesss chris noel

by TheCreatorOfSlang March 18, 2019

CHRIS

the man that plays soccer and is AKA AS LOCKER ROOM MAGIC!! CHRIS M BABY

CHRIS IS REALLY LOCKER ROOM MAGIC MUDDY!!

by BIGDADDY62837384 December 27, 2022

Chris

One of the most kind and hansome people you'll ever meet.Chris is an amazing and friendly boy.He plays the guitar and likes martial arts.If you meet someone named Chris keep him,he will make you believe in love again.

Person A:Look Chris is comin'!
Person B:"Smiles"

by Yoursandonly April 11, 2022

Baby chris

Also known as " Baby cj" or "CJ" or "Chris" ... YouTubers Queen Naija and Chris Sails son. He has long curly hair and he is 4 years old almost 5 in February. His parents split up when he was three. Look up there old channel "Chris and queen" , which is now chris sails channel but still has there old videoss. look up their pranks, too and u will see cj ;)

Chris sails and queen naija- "I love you baby Chris"

Baby Chris ( or cj)- I wuv u too Mama and Daddy"

by My number is 2705608363 ;) November 29, 2019

Chris Wood

Chris wood is amazing. He’s humble and kind. He’s funny and incredibly passionate about his roles and campaign. He made a movie called the stew. He’s known for playing Brandon North on Major Crimes , he was on Carrie Diaries as Adam Weaver, he was on Vampire Diaries as Kai Parker , on SuperGirl as Mon-El prince of daxam( he was goofy and intelligent), on Legacies he played Kai Parker, and his most recent role Masters of the universes hes playing Prince Adam/ He-man as a voice actor. ( he has way more roles but these are ones people have seen him more as) Chris wood is awesome dude, he also cares for other people. He made idontmind in 2017. Idontmind is a mental health awareness campaign made by Chris Wood and his Co-founder Edward Schmit. He’s comedic and obviously caring. I simp-ly love him.

“Chris wood is hot and I’m jealous.”

by Melwood is very adorable. November 18, 2020

CHRIS?

A mass so incomprehensibly large, just the thought of her could cause the Earth to split.

‘Is that Chris?”
“Chris is so big, the ball on a lollipop is the Sun for him”

by Msmcoolman June 9, 2025

Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.

“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”

by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024