i have to pee

A good way to get out of an awkward situation.

Guy 1- yo you gonna hook up with Stacy?
Me, internally- gross no
Guy 2- yea you and Stacy man
Me- I have to pee

by Theunicornmanz May 6, 2018

I wuv you

A cute and playfull way of saying: "I love you".

A girl wants to seem even more cute and lovable to her boyfriend so she says "I wuv you!" too him instead of "I love you!".

by Rebselm April 28, 2019

Am I Fuck

Extreme expression of not wanting to do something.

Response to personal question that no could also be an answer to. But the answer to the question needs to be more volatile than just a simple No.

Bob: " Sam are you gay?" Sam: "Am I Fuck!"

Steve: Dave you gonna do a parachute jump with me?

Dave: Jump out of a plane with a bed sheet strapped to my back, Am I Fuck!"

by theonewithafunnymustache November 29, 2010

I can't breath

the word that black people now yell when a police officer touches them and can breathe just fine

I am not racist I have seen a lot of instance of people yelling this when they can breathe just fine

the black woman was yelling I can't breath when the police officer was putting handcuffs on her.

by don't question me October 28, 2020

T. I. Bridge

Thousand Islands Bridge. Extremely cool to sail under in a boat, but I wouldn't advise walking across it if you're acrophobic!

You can get to Gananoque from the U.S. mainland via the T.I. Bridge.

by Beer Hunter March 16, 2004

I carried a watermelon.

From Jennifer Grey's character, Baby in Dirty Dancing when she was talking to Patrick Swayze's character, Johnny and holding a watermelon. Used when you're talking to someone you like and say something completely embarrassing.

Crush: Hey, what's going on?
You (holding watermelon): I carried a watermelon!

by droppingeaves August 16, 2005

i bone sheep

A phrase thrown into speeches to see if your listeners are one of the following

a) paying attention
b) easily offended
c) audily impaired.
d) liberal

If the person is paying attention/esily offended/ fine of hearing they will object.

blah blah blah i bone sheep blah. So I said.


deaf guy:...
non-uptight guy:...
Liberal: I fully support you doing that
Sleeping guy:...
Normal: you do what?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004