Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

Retardes

Somebody acting immature/childish

Andrew was acting very retardes today

by Yepimazure ツ August 15, 2025

Retard

A person who is absolutely insane in a good way

Oliwia: have you seen that retard
Claire: who?
Oliwia: Will

by Big juicy pecs December 2, 2021

Retard

A slur towards disabled people, It’s not even a medical term anymore as mental retardation has been replaced with intellectual disability, You should not only be using this if you can reclaim it

Did you hear? That edgy kid said retard again

by boringtransboy June 13, 2022

retard

a retard acts like alex p.

Man he sure is an alex p retard

by yaanday January 25, 2017

Retardism

A medical condition that only can be self-diagnosed and you will be called an idiot if you use

"SeLl yOuR CORNEAS tO kInG eNglAnD!" Said the girl who we all knew, had retardism.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.

Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?

by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023