Dan : "Hey Abbie, how's the workout going?"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"
by scooner March 21, 2018
grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people
by EU🅱️🅱️OUR June 06, 2022
Apps YouTube Bunny Ears of Cap... CS50-Angry Birds E-Tracker | 5 Loya... Five Nights at Fre... The Temple of Not... Five Nights At Fre...
by JadenTheMoose March 06, 2023
The most glorious computer scientist to ever walk this earth. A staple of comedic genius and wit. Has a sandwich named after him, but sadly cannot consume it due to an allergy. He has become the focus of a cult, whereby people confess his love for him and his use of syntactic sugar and making toast on the stovetop.
I just got out of Bill Bird's lecture; he's was the reason why I'm still in school
Bill loves pineapples
Bill loves pineapples
by snickerpoodledoop October 20, 2021
Guy 1: What was the word for those black animals in caves?
Guy 2: Batman Birds.
Guy 1: You mean bats?
Guy 2: Stfu.
Guy 2: Batman Birds.
Guy 1: You mean bats?
Guy 2: Stfu.
by Alex_Bean September 19, 2021
by MSDorset September 02, 2023
by MSDorset September 02, 2023