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mulch mouth

1) noun - a pathological liar, bullshitter, etc.

A mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.

2) Someone with horrible teeth.
1) "Hey, that guy over there says he's a top-ranking Navy Seal! Before that, he owned a hotel in Vegas, toured with Bon Jovi, wrestled an alligator, and almost died while saving a kid who was almost hit by a train!"
"Don't believe him. He's a mulch mouth."

2) She needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.
by Argh Nargh August 20, 2011
mugGet the mulch mouthmug.

Mouth wedgie

When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.
This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 2, 2021
mugGet the Mouth wedgiemug.

whiteclaw-mouth

My brother is such a whiteclaw-mouth bc he watches his alcohol calorie in take while at the beach
by Whiteclaw-mouth May 22, 2019
mugGet the whiteclaw-mouthmug.

Dart mouth BellaDonna

When a woman gives a man a blow job with a mouth filled with darts. which will result in the man having punctures in his penis and the woman having a mouth full of blood. great for all y'all vampire nuts out there
"hey baby want a Dart mouth BellaDonna?"
by ZeroUndecided December 16, 2011
mugGet the Dart mouth BellaDonnamug.

Mouth pre

(adj.) Drool hanging from a dog's mouth. Specifically one salivating over the smells or sight of an upcoming treat.
Frank the dog gets so excited when I'm chopping carrots he starts mouth pre-ing all over the kitchen.
by Paylay March 14, 2022
mugGet the Mouth premug.

It’s my mouth

The funniest thing to say to someone who complains about you talking too much.
Person 1: You talk so much shut up
Person 2: No because it’s my mouth
by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020
mugGet the It’s my mouthmug.

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