Ghetto Colonic

Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.

Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.
Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!
by Billy Pickleston October 21, 2021
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galvanized ghetto

He's all that now, but he grew up in the galvanized ghetto.
by Dreamingirl January 11, 2022
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Green Ghetto Dweller

There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.
I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall
by RATTnroll September 26, 2024
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ghetto earphoning

The act of losing one gel part of an earphone, and therefore having to replace it with another gel part of an earphone, causing OCD.
I swear, ghetto earphoning is so low class. Just buy another headset you stupid poor shits.
by FailFaceFTW March 15, 2014
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Ghetto Woods

A deragatory nickname of the "Meadow Woods" subdivision located in the southern part of Orlando, by the border with Osceola County. Located near SouthChase, this neighborhood is notorious for their raucous, ratchet residents.
I heard Jose lives in Ghetto Woods. Must be too poor to live in Hunter's Creek.
by TheLWord75 November 24, 2022
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When Angel does something sketch and gets free merch
How did you get that foo?... I did something ghetto for it.
How did you get approved PTO at month/year end? You did something ghetto for it huh foo
Defined "He Did something ghetto for it"
by Aurepics December 28, 2022
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