social blunt

When all you all realize that you’re high af but you continue to pass the blunt and feel socially obligated to hit it.

*passing around the blunt for the last round*
“Bro did we just hit that again...... social blunt!”

by Laxb23 January 14, 2018

Social Square

Two or more people talking to each other while blocking a heavy traffic area like a retail store aisle or parking lot.

Can they break up their social square, so people can get their stuff and go?

by jondich July 28, 2020

Social shreker

When you can't watch Shrek alone, because that's tragic af.

Hey, wanna hang? I need to get me some Shrek. Damn girl you a social shreker.

by Shreklord1 December 2, 2017

Social Lysenkoism

Yeah, blame it on the libs.

Hym “Nice! Way to blame your social lysenkoism on the libs. Brilliant. What do you do about unearned privileged (like the privilege enjoyed by you nepotistic offspring)? Nothing! What do you do about unearned status? Prevent it at all cost! What do you do about unearned moral virtue?precent it at all cost!”

by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

SOCIALLY SUICIDAL

Socially Suicidal

They might be family but they don't mean you well they trying to turn you out, there making you look bad, are you that socially Suicidal, you will do anything to seem like you belong in that crowd, you're looking bad, especially when your trying to portray something different outside of those friends.

by BONEL February 15, 2025

Social Tedia

An internet based form of boring communication that saps you of energy and loses you hours in time.

How's the revision going?
Not well, I've just lost 4 hours on social tedia...

"Hey, are you gonna to be much longer, we need to leave in 10 minutes?"
"I'll be down in a minute I wanna take a selfie and post where we're going...."
"Nooooo.... FFS stay off social tedia we'll never get out ...

by Hodge Bop May 31, 2022

Socialism

Something that everybody thinks is communism

Some old uncle: China is communist
The leftist niece: Uncle, there’s never been a communist country, the closest we’ve gotten is socialism. And China is very capitalist

by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023