Sloppy Theo

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.

I mean, yeah, Aunt Greta isn’t coming back, but fuck, dude, I get a Sloppy Theo! Who gives a shit?

by kidekii April 13, 2024

Sloppy Joe

When someone with dementia sucks you off with a mouth full of dip.

Grandma gave me a sloppy Joe.

by Sky-Daddy April 22, 2024

sloppy toppy

the act of a person sucking on a cock full of cum and/or spit. also the thing that I wish I could do with my crush ;)

Martina gave Joe a sloppy toppy on the car tonight, it was so messy!

by 6ato April 24, 2024

sloppy toppy

some head that is sooooo good, that you want to get down on your knees & thank whomever created this person
.. consists of lots of sucking, slurping, double hand twists, deep throating & an excessive amount of saliva... usually running down to for backside

friend : so how was it?

me : i got that sloppy toppy
friend : you lying
me : that toppy was sooooo sloppy I literally had to go wipe my ass afterwards
friend : mmmmaaaannn

by d i z k o 2 0 8 May 12, 2024

Sloppy Joey

The action of taking a baby and using it like a pocket pussy to the point of having cum coming out of their ears. Sort of like a sloppy joe

I gave my friends brother a Sloppy Joey the other night. He didn’t make it.

by ObamaNards May 13, 2024

sloppy bowl of grits

A. Sloppy, wet, and sometimes hot vagina on a female, usually on the larger size."

B. A huge bitches wet pussy.
C. Aka dat cut up

"Ooooh she's like a sloppy bowl of grits."
"She's had so much cock is like a sloppy bowl of grits down there."

by BDCD143 May 24, 2024

Sloppy Sleep

Waking up after drooling all over your face.

When I woke up today after sloppy sleeping I thought someone threw water in my face.

by sloppysleeper28 February 23, 2024