6-Minute Rule

The 6-minute rule declares that at the precise moment you begin to have fun, you only have 6 minutes left until some jackass or jillass comes and ruins it either intentionally or unintentionally.

"oh joy, after 3 hours of grinding I can finally start enjoying this game.."
-4 minutes later-
*BZZZZTTTTT*
"FRIGGIN DOORBELL!!!!"
also, 6-Minute Rule

by ~Mad September 25, 2012

5 Second Rule

The window time a hot female has to make her point before a guy shifts his attention to her rack.

Hot Girl:I just read this book on feminist movement and realized how poorly men have treated women over the past century.

Hot Girl:Hey! Are you listening to me!

Guy:Oh! I'm sorry babe 5 second rule.

by Midorisan October 18, 2012

8 Second Rule

In any 80's movie two characters will stare at each other for exactly 8 seconds, at which time they will either start making out or fighting. This happens in 99% of all 1980's movies.

Jamie: Yo did you watch Blade Runner like our philosophy instructor told us to?

AJ: Yeah! It totally obeyed the 8 second rule!

Jamie: I know! It happened 3 times!

AJ: Yup, one fight scene and two make out scenes!

by Gomer B. January 19, 2011

5 second rule

An informal notion that food dropped onto the ground is still edible if retrieved within a five second time frame. Variations exist; 30-second rule, 2-minute rule, et cetera.

Damn, that was the last potato chip. Oh well, 5 second rule in effect, right?

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

Basic Rule of Rock

Any time you hear the word "rock" in a rock song, change it to "fuck" for the true meaning of the line/song.

Some prime examples for the Basic Rule of Rock:
"Rock" You Like a Hurricane by the Scorpions
"Rock" and Roll All Night by Kiss

by Arch D. April 27, 2011

Late Night Rule

any internet conversations after 11pm can be ignored and do not count if brought up at a later date

"Do you not remember what i told you last night?"
"it was after 11pm so it doesn't count"
"What sort of crap rule is that?"
"You have never heard of the Late Night Rule?"

by The Internets-1854 October 9, 2008

6 week rule

when a buddy is goin out with a chick and she dumps him you have to wait 6 weeks or untill he gives you the all clear.

bobby likes sarah, why doesnt he just ask her out? sarah went out with bobby's friend jim, so hes waiting for the 6 week rule to expire.

by yeacool January 9, 2007