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retard

a phrase that people use to describe someone who is acting stupid or doing something stupid
its also an old word used to describe people with a mental condition. but it's not used like that anymore.
Jack - "hey should I jump off this bridge?
Jim - "no you retard!"
by the jimmy crackhead April 16, 2021
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Retarded

He smashed his head on the ground because he was retarded
by retard lover 218 November 23, 2024
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Retard

Having no brain
by floppybunnyboy May 7, 2018
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Retard Pancake

When 12 or more men diagnosed with Down Syndrome work out in the sun, and or a hot room untill extremely sweaty. Then proceed to perform oral and anal sexual acts on one another. While a group of scientists observe and take notes.
- Hey Tommy, did you see that epic retard pancake in the walgreens parking lot last night? It looked so good i almost joined.

- It smells like a retard pancake in that bathroom!

- 5 days of the week I go down the special education hallway and catch them retard pancaking and it smells like a dead body in a restroom where someone shit in a toilet for a decade without flushing.
by Jesus C. Christ May 15, 2022
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Retard

A delay or hold back in terms of progress or development. So yeah, pretty much the definition of Trumps decision during the pandemic.
Stop acting like a Trump! i mean... a retard!
by NoahNotVegan May 15, 2020
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Gulls Retardation

If you suffer from Gulls retardation that means that your absolute dog at every game you play. You are the biggest schmuck and you are not meant to play games.
Bro did you see how this kid builds he looks like he has contracted Gulls Retardation
by A.Shush.Man September 7, 2019
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Fartin Like a Retard

The act of farting uncontrollably and/or with a lack of regard for others around you.
"I'm up here hitting my vape and fartin like a retard!"
by Merx Of Herl February 16, 2025
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