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hand ninja

a person skilled in the art of sexual-pleasure, usually Asian.
that Japanese girl gives great massages! she's one hell of a hand ninja
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ninja simp

A person who is a simp, but doesn’t show it. The person is like a ninja with his emotions. They are not easy to identify. If you ever notice a ninja simp, be careful, you could fall in love it you notice it!

They can give u attention and love, while you don’t know it.
A: Charlie said someone simps for me, do you know who it is?
B: No! But maybe he is a ninja simp?
A: God damn those ninja simps! Can’t the person see I’m desperate af???
by Big simp energy February 14, 2021
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Ninja Docker

docking is the act of putting something in your urethra. In layman's term, its the act of shoving a dildo up your penis hole. a ninja docker is some one who puts their penis up another penis so fast that the other person doesnt even feel it or know what just happened.
guy 1: i'm not sure what just happened but wow does my penis feel awesome.

guy 2: dude you just got ninjadocked

or

look at that dude he is such a ninja docker
by Dr McNinjaDocker September 22, 2011
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under ninja

Something that is not ass hard as it looks.
An action or job that once done the result looks like doing it was way harder that it actually was.
-''Last night was under ninja, thanks for the breakfast''

''-Paris Hilton is out of your reach
+No, dude, she's totally under ninja''

''-Dude, are you hard watching Up??
+no, it's just under ninja''

-''Yeah it was her first time but was pretty under ninja''
by Pidgeon Impaler August 22, 2021
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ninja promotion

noun

When you're awarded a fancy new title and a fresh pile of responsibilities, but your paycheck doesn’t move an inch. Like a ninja, this promotion slips in silently, sounds impressive, might even look impactful—but remains completely undetectable in your bank account.

Origin:
Rumored to have started among government employees, where budget freezes were common but the need for “recognition” was high. Managers, unable to offer raises, began handing out sleek new titles like “Senior Specialist” or “Lead Coordinator” as stealthy morale boosters. The term “ninja promotion” was coined after someone joked that their new role was like a ninja—deadly serious, highly skilled, and totally invisible on payday.

Often includes:

A new title

More meetings

Higher expectations

No money

A LinkedIn update and a slice of cake
Coworker: “I thought you got promoted?”
You: “Yeah, it was a ninja promotion. Still broke, but at least it sounds cool.”
by CorporateNinja March 29, 2025
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ninja-from-fortnite

omg Bethany is that ninja-from-fortnite?!!?
*feints epicly*
by FireDasher June 12, 2021
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