You‘ll never meet anyone like her. She's a really strong girl and she's doing her absolute best to deal with any problems she's facing and would never give up no matter how hard. She makes you want to try your best to deal with your problems too. She might not realize it but she's helped you a lot and I don't know how I'll ever repay her. (She’s also a kick-ass ninja)
by D622 March 24, 2024
Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.
Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.
by QuacksO July 23, 2023
The tightest pussy of them all, indescribable to the common man. one the real ones remember the day she was spread like peanut butter and really tested. Now shall we all pray to the grippiest of them all: نرجو أن نصلي إلى قبضة مريم العذراء المستقيمة من الأسفل التي حررتنا نحن البشر من تفاوتات العدم. آمين
She had some Virgin Mary grip to her
by Shagging Rn December 30, 2023
Someone who goes by the name of Marie Parker is a talented girl. Often outstandingly beautiful but does not realize it. A great friend. She'll always be there for you. But don't piss her off. It's hard to regain her trust. All-in-all an amazing woman.
Friend: Hey do you know her
Me: Yeah, that's Marie Parker
Friend: She's really pretty
Me: And a great friend
Me: Yeah, that's Marie Parker
Friend: She's really pretty
Me: And a great friend
by TriggerCrazie9 November 12, 2017
It consists of the member without a penis of the relationship hanging upside down from the beam of an abandoned building and sucking the member with a penis of the relationship until he cums.
optional: the man can carry dynamite close to his chest
ps: gypsies and lesbians no
optional: the man can carry dynamite close to his chest
ps: gypsies and lesbians no
by BahfhabanzkKka2 February 26, 2025
When your vaginally hole is on the rather larger size and ...its a bird..its a plane...no its fucking Texas up in that hole. A batch that just swallow large foreign objects with her vagina. No bueno
Dude 1: Shit, I bagged this batch last night, me and home put both fists , elbow deep!
Dude 2: Dan dawg... sounds like she's got a Mary Poppins pussy, stay away from that...shits dangerous AF!
Dude 2: Dan dawg... sounds like she's got a Mary Poppins pussy, stay away from that...shits dangerous AF!
by 1w0k3upl1k3th1s April 27, 2024
by Cheese2pointo May 27, 2020