Duck

An aquatic bird that expands by 20% on landing on fresh water due to the osmotic properties of its epithelium

‘ Fuck me mate swear that duck got bigger when it landed on that water over there’
‘Doubt it mate that’s chat’
‘Doubt it, fucking look at it’

by Duck your mum January 19, 2018

Duck division

The best crew ever!

7he Duck Division is c00l!

by King Doctor July 12, 2024

Land Duck

Another word for Pigeon

Tom the Roadman: Oi look there's a few land ducks here man. Let's eat them bro.
Josh: Um let's not, you're not that desperate.
Tom: Fuck you fam yeah, I will chef you fam if you don't yeah man.
Josh *Runs away*

by Juabetskoya January 8, 2022

duck

Fuck a dick

I love to fuck your duck

by Bernie getthere June 4, 2017

Duck

A substitute for a word "Dick" or "Fuck.
It is often used to bypass censor bots on different services.

What the duck!?
Suck my duck!

by Sadodere December 17, 2018

Dock Duck

A female or male that hangs around on docks in Marinas. Says they're not a Whore, but will blow anybody for a ride on a fast boat, houseboat, fishing boat or a pontoon boat. Found wearing short shorts and bikini tops/tank tops, with dock shoes or barefoot. Play any kind of music, and watch the Dock Ducks waddle over squawking for a "ride".

That Dock Duck left on a speedboat and came back on a houseboat ! "Everytime!"

by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 13, 2021

Duck

The act of ducking is telling a joke and someone stealing the joke and retelling it to you and other people and you confront that individual.

When he finished my joke, I ducked him by asking where he got the joke from.

by DuckingIsnojoke August 11, 2017