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Dirty Chorizo 

When a man has a herpy lumpy penis that looks like a Payday, and decides to "raw dog" a girl in the rear.
Girl goes home with an attractive young man from the bar and doesnt understand why they cant have sex with the lights on, or why she cant give hime head......It's because he's planning to put the Dirty Chorizo into effect. And all she feels is that lumpy payday, and thinks oh shit.
Dirty Chorizo by JQrazy November 29, 2009

dirty cheesecurd 

The act of shitting in a female's mouth, then getting head from the woman as she keeps the shit in her mouth. When cumming, the jizz gets mixed in with your own shit.
Trichelle got the dirty cheesecurd by Jack
dirty cheesecurd by YRFAICLAWL April 16, 2010

Dirty Toast 

Bread (white or wheat -- doesn't matter) that is cooked through a toaster. Then, it is jizzed on constantly until covered. Then, it is eaten by either partner (usually the female).
Sara: "How was that dirty toast Joe gave you last night?"
Cammile: "Sticky..."
Dirty Toast by XxXHadnarXxX May 10, 2010

Dirty Torpedo 

The name given to a penis after having butt sex with somebody, before it has been properly washed.
I need to get home and take a shower so I can get rid of this dirty torpedo.
Dirty Torpedo by Newtman98 July 8, 2010

Dirty Tuxedo 

1. When a man has sex with two different girls and uses the same condom for both.

2. When two guys have sex with the same girl and use the same condom.
Nahh dude, but you can borrow this dirty tuxedo.
Dirty Tuxedo by WhatNotToWear August 13, 2010

Dirty Servantez 

The act of raping someone with a wrestling shoe, while wearing headgear and choking them with a singlet. More socially acceptable with gingers.

Or

Reaching up a persons anal cavity, scooping out fesies, and using to it to draw a mustash on the person, who then licks it off.
OMG you just gave Jill the Dirty Servantez!
Dirty Servantez by Minn69 January 23, 2011