by big kap May 18, 2020
Get the cookie no crackermug. by NokBerry December 20, 2016
Get the cookie rookie baredmug. by SlamYourGramma June 9, 2009
Get the Eatin' Cookiesmug. Small bits of dried feces that remain stuck to one's buttcrack hair post-defecation.
See also: butt crust
See also: butt crust
by foolproofdummy July 20, 2022
Get the Cookiesmug. 
The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020
Get the Cookie Paradoxmug. Avi cookie always has the warmest cookies 🥵sucking his cookies is always a good time. He's toasty, butter, and his chocolates are nice and melty 🔥.
by avicookielicker April 6, 2024
Get the avi cookiemug.