Jake

A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity

"Hey look at this dude"

"He looks like a child molester"

Yeah I know right what a Jake"

by brutha is gay August 21, 2022

The Jakes

The Jakes means toilet or latrine

Where did Cheryl go? She had some bad clams, she's on the jakes

by Horace Cox August 21, 2022

jake

adj.
to be corny; whack

"Don't bother him. His jake ass just gone go snitch and fuck it up for all of us"

by Checlapeks August 22, 2022

Jake

A person who loves to put cocks in his mouth especially people named Avery or tobes

Jacob was caught Giving a jake to tobes in the closet

by Dubdub215 August 23, 2022

Jake

The hottest most sexiest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s a drug dealer who likes stalking girls and flirting with teacher

Teacher: Hey Jake can I have a kiss
Jake: Yeah you look sexy

by 10,000? September 2, 2022

Jake Charles

The act of going on a date with a female then being too much of a pussy to talk to her in school.

damn bro you totally Jake Charles'd on that Darcy Chick

by hayw00d jablowme September 5, 2022

Jake

The Black Hebrew Israelite nickname for an Israelite in their schema (i.e. someone who's father's line goes back to the Biblical Jacob).

Tahar has kinda gone back and forth on whether Vocab Malone is a Jake or not

by ישי September 12, 2022