Doug’s Vagina

A volleyball dad that plans out fancy restaurants when traveling for away games and is intrigued by Jen’s bush. He also gets angry of illicit activity.

We wanted to go to a burger joint but Doug’s vagina changed our plans!

by SKacsir May 29, 2018

Venom Vagina

When you have a monster tongue and eat out a girl(just like Venom could); have a tongue long enough to go inside the vagina.

Bro 1: Yo bro, you got a long-ass tongue. Can you give a girl a Venom Vagina wit dat?
Bro 2: You know I can bro!

by Blahblah01012 June 7, 2018

Vagina Jello

The jelly like substance that discharges from a vagina after a woman gives birth.

After my wife gave birth she had massive amounts of vagina jello.

by Extra Sloppy May 18, 2018

Catastrophic vagina

When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.

Stephan: pull your trousers down

Angela: okay (pulls them down)

Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina

Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry

Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again

by Human cockend £78 May 19, 2018

Vagina

A tool used to torture women into wasting 4 days of the month to look depressed and 'go for a shit' all the time.

My vagina will be the death of me

by Sad_enough June 25, 2019

Roasted vagina

When a vagina looks like roast beef

I hate roasted vagina

by Roasted vagina July 5, 2019

vagina

the woman lower genital

sarah: jake j wang you to fuck me right in the vagina
jake: ok

sarah: cmon daddy!! harder!

by dabesthoe November 12, 2019